《那些男孩教我的事》

学校男生宿舍的背后，有一座小山。
四号男生穿着白色恤衫、白运动裤，在绿色的山坡上打着一套缓慢的拳。
我从来没有看过十几岁的男生，做这么缓慢的运动，觉得很稀奇，像在看他梦游一样。

等我回过神来，我发现他已经梦游到我面前来了，吓我一跳。
“喂，要不要跟我一起练拳？我可以教你。”他说。
“……不要吧。”我说：“你打的拳好慢，只有老头子才打这么慢的拳。”
“老头子又怎么样？这个拳就是我爷爷教我的。”他说。
“对呀，你爷爷就是个老头子，不是吗？”
“老头子有什么关系？老头子不是人吗？”他问。
“人老了，会臭。”我说。
“你也会老啊。”他说。
“我不会，我过二十五岁就死了。”我说。
“白痴。”他说完，走开，回去练他的梦游拳去了。..

~~蔡康永《那些男孩教我的事》~~

Came by this article by chance while surfing the net aimlessly.
His articles are actually quite interesting, makes u wonder what is in his mind.

ME~~ Being Evil

A thought recently dawn on me,
that I'm not exactly a good person,
perhaps not even a decent person at all...
There is a dark side of me,
the altered ego,
that is somehow dominating my life now.
Maybe it's because I'm tired of being hypocritical.
Is it just me? or is everyone born with all these?

Evil thoughts, laziness, selfishness,
stinginess, arrogance, superiority,
gluttonous, greed, wrath,
All the seven deadly sins and perhaps more....

Seriously, I'm not a good person.

Stay away from ME!